'"When thou impressest, what are precepts worth
And controversy hence a question takesWhat rounds, what bounds, what course, what stop he makes!"
Pocket IncomingAN OLD MAN was employed in cutting wood in the forest, and, in carrying the faggots to the city for sale one day, became very wearied with his long journey. He sat down by the wayside, and throwing down his load, besought "Death" to come. "Death" immediately appeared in answer to his summons and asked for what reason he had called him. The Old Man hurriedly replied, "That, lifting up the load, you may place it again upon my shoulders."
The Salt Merchant and His Ass
Fire Zone : Shooting FPS 3D Mod Fire Zone Shooter: Free Shooting Games Offline FPS v FZS.0302.GP Mod Features:Enter the game to give a lot of money=== Best FPS Shooting Game ===Are you a fan of the good old counter terrorists games? An offline top action combat game. Twenty elite missions where the goal is to survive and beat the bravo elite team. Be ready to defend your base from this elite squad using your swat tactics. Just fire with your guns and kill the enemy. The Military Resources are at your disposal. Every combat, in which you are in, is from first person.You are the last man of your city and surrounded by the bravo elite squad. Sneak around in search of enemies and use your critical war skills to attack them. By completing each mission, you will be rewarded. Use your rewards to purchase new weapons and Increase your firepower in frontier battle so that you can have a better chance of winning this fight against these special soldiers. Go deep into enemy control zones, swat, make a blitz attack and destroy enemies.For now the game has the following weapons, but soon new tactical weapons will be added: M1911 MP5, AK47 and M4.By the radar system you can see the orientation and the number of the enemy to grasp the combat situations.Fire Zone Features:- Lightweight game, takes up little memory.- First Person Action Shooter game- Thrilling impossible task and covert ops- Simple and smooth control- Smart and Intelligent enemy AI System- Advanced weapons- Realistic 3D graphics and cool animations- Challenging missions- Shocking music and sound effects- Play everywhere and any timeAre you ready to strike enemies? Download now! It's free to play!2 Player games : the Challenge Mod 2 Player games : the Challenge Mod APK 4.0.3 Features:ads removedIf you want to play with your friend on the same device, this is the right game!But also if you have no friends to have fun in multiplayer on one device, just play alone against the AI!Challenge your friend with this collection of 2 player games and enjoy the beautiful graphics of the minigames!Choose between one of the 2 player games ( and remember that you can also play alone against the AI if you have no possibility to multiplayer):Ping Pong :Move the racket with your finger and challenge your friends!Spinner war :Push your opponent outside the stage! Two players on a small area are too much!Air hockey :Use your finger to move the paddle and score letting the puck entering in your friend's goal!Snakes :Don't touch your opponent's body and stay alive!Pool :The classic pool game for 2 player on one device! Tic tac toe :Instead of using pen and paper just open the app and challenge your friend on the same device! A two player classic!Penalty kicks :Let the goalkeeper dive and kick the soccer ball to make goal! Sumo :The multiplayer version of a famous Japanese sport!This collection of 2 player games features beautiful minimal graphics to keep your focused on the duel with your opponent and it saves scores between matches, this way you can dispute a 2 player cup and let the challenge go on between minigames!Unleash the power of local multiplayer on one device / one phone / one tablet, and bring the fun to the party!Disclaimer: this multiplayer game can ruin friendships!
The Traveler and His Dog
A CHARCOAL-BURNER carried on his trade in his own house. One day he met a friend, a Fuller, and entreated him to come and live with him, saying that they should be far better neighbors and that their housekeeping expenses would be lessened. The Fuller replied, "The arrangement is impossible as far as I am concerned, for whatever I should whiten, you would immediately blacken again with your charcoal."
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2. DUMB ENEMY
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